If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me*.

How did you spend judgment day? I spent the day running, sleeping, and then drinking. A lot. Since I was worried about being raptured or whatever, I decided to take pictures of my day. That way there would be a record of my last day on earth.

I started my day with a run:

4.5 miles of mind sucking boredom. I thought the gym would be empty due to the Rapture, but it seems like everyone wanted to get in a workout before 6.

Then I decided to take some pictures of flowers in my neighborhood. You know, before they burn up or are eaten by locusts.

While walking Gio, I asked him what he thought about this whole Rapture business. His response:

You little heathen!!!

I then went to Baby’s-R-Us to pick up a gift for a pregnant friend.

Up next, a poker party. I don’t play poker, but I do drink. So, I was there for moral support and to see how many drinks I could get down my throat in a short period of time. The answer: Enough to make me sick the next morning. Bleh.

A couple of poker shots:

Well that’s that. What? You thought there’d be pictures of me? Ha! Just the shot of my shoes. I don’t like taking pictures of myself.

How did you spend your weekend? Are you still here? Was I left behind? Shit!

*If you know what show that line is from, I will be your bestest friend forever. Hint: It’s my favorite show in the whole wide world.