My Super Secret “Oh Shit It’s Time To Get The Hell Outta Dodge” Account

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Published on: December 22, 2010

So….for those that are not regular readers or that have not been with me for years I have a confession:

I AM A MONEY HOARDER

It started when I was young. My dad gave me an allowance. I really don’t remember how much it was, but it wasn’t a lot, butI learned that if I just saved it up I could get whatever I want. In high school, I worked part time and I saved up my money and got a new stereo, 3 pairs of Doc Martin’s, and a very hot wardrobe. (My dad bought me a car. Yes, I was spoiled.  My first car died and them my dad bought me a brand new one. I’ve only driven a used car once in my life. All of my other cars have been new. Don’t hate, bitches.)

Anyway, for a few years in my 20′s I couldn’t really save money. My parents were helping me out and I just didn’t make that much. Then when I got my current job, I made a LOT more. AND, at the time I was living with my bf. So, I had extra cash. I paid off my minimal debt and then started saving. Not a lot, but where I could. I have all of the required savings. An emergency fund (though that’s being depleted to pay some bills), medical fund, and just regular savings (enough to survive for about 4-6 months if I’m jobless). Outside of student loans (they’re big) or hospital bills (will be paid off in January) I’m debt free. No big credit card bills or anything like that.

So, why am I telling you all of this? Because I have to tell someone about my super secret “Oh Shit It’s Time to Get the Hell Outta Dodge” account.

What is it for? Well, if Sarah Palin makes it to the White House or if I’m wanted by the law I can get the hell outta here. I can also use it for bail money or…just to get the hell outta Dodge! (I’m working with my mom’s attorney so she can get to my accounts if their is an emergency. Seriously. My mom works at a law firm.)

Have I used it before? Yes!!!! Remember when I went and did this?:

(Note: This is my badass photo. Not a stock photo!!!)

This money and trip came from my “Oh Shit It’s Time to Get the Hell Outta Dodge Account”.

Why: At the time I was heartbroken, depressed, and kind of sick due to my embolism. I really, really needed to clear my head and just go. Where? Wherever I decided. At the time, that happened to be Peru.

Did it work? I came back to the states feeling ready to conquer the world. I went to a different continent and climbed 14,000 feet BY MYSELF. Sure I was with a group, but I managed around Lima, Cusco, etc on my own. My mom and friends were proud of me. It kind of turned a corner in my life.

How did it feel? I can’t even tell you how it felt. It was one of the most amazing times in my life.

So, why are you telling us about this? Because 2011 is the year, y’all. I’ve got enough to go on a decent trip for 2-3 weeks. And…I feel like I need to get the hell outta dodge. I need to clear my head, breathe some fresh air, and see somewhere that is NOT South Florida. I’m going to New York in the Fall. (Everything is paid for. I just need to train for a certain marathon.) NY is no big deal, though. I can get around there no problem and have been doing it since I was young. I want to go trekking. I want to go where many people don’t go.

Where do I think I’m going? Here’s the shortlist: Argentina, Chile, Portugal, numerous other Andean/Amazonian countreis or Nepal. Nepal is a freaking pipe dream. It’s going to cost $$$. Chile and Argentina are quite doable as well as Costa Rica. I’d love to go to India or Morocco but I don’t think I’m ready yet. Everyone tells me I need to be an “experienced traveler” for that.I’d also love to go to Germany since it’s listed as my birth country on my passport and my birth certificate is German. Oh yeah. I’m that little military brat!

So, with all of that said do you have a super secret “Oh Shit It’s Time to Get the Hell Outta Dodge” account? Where do you want to go? Where the hell should I go? Any recommendations? I’m pretty darn fearless and will go anywhere. (I run countries by my friend, Fau. He tells me if I will be kidnapped or not. I won’t do the Middle East…and am kind of delaying Africa. I can do a weekender to the islands though. Jamaica, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic. They are cheap and do not count.)

Peru 2009 – Machu Picchu

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Published on: June 25, 2009

All right. Let’s wrap this baby up. I don’t want to drag it out any longer. It’s time for the entire reason for the trip – Machu Picchu. The Lost City of the Incas.

The night before leaving for Machu Picchu, we stayed in Ollyantantambo. Unfortunately, I feel while going UP the stairs and really injured my knee. Honestly, if we were in the US, I would have gone to the doctor. It was that bad.  However, I did not spill my Inca Cola and that’s all that really matters at this point. I love Inca Cola.

We woke up that morning around 4am to get ready to take the bus to the train station. We arrived in Machu Picchu City around 7ish and then took the final bus up the  mountain to Machu Picchu.

Once we got inside, some of the group split off to go climb Winnu Picchu for a better view of the city. Due to my leg injury, I couldn’t climb up there. It’s very strenuous and there was no railing. I barely made it around Machu Picchu.

Anyway, here’s the good stuff:

From Peru – 2009
From Peru – 2009
From Peru – 2009
From Peru – 2009
From Peru – 2009
From Peru – 2009
From Peru – 2009

I learned a lot about Machu Picchu. My guide, Ozzie was great and had an answer to every question that I had. While everyone else was climbing Wanni Picchu, I got to walk around with Ozzie and ask a million and one questions.

I now understand why the Peruvian people find it insulting that people think aliens built this. We were shown where the rocks came from and shown up close the preciseness of the rocks. I think it’s elitist to think that these people could not have come up with measurements and stuff to build things. It’s absurd.

I was completely ovevrwhelmed with the beauty of Machu Picchu, but what struck me the most was the spiritualness of it. They say that Peru is a magical place and I definitely felt it. This trip seriously changed my life. Period. (More on that in future posts.)

From Machu Picchu, we went back to Cusco where we all drank our weight in alcohol and then caught flights back to Lima. I spent a full day traveling to get back home, but it was oh so worth it.

I love Peru and hope to go back some day. Nevermind the fact that I now want to move to South America. (More info later.)

Peru 2009: The Lares Trek

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Published on: June 4, 2009

Now we’re getting to the bulk of the trek. There’s just this part and then the Machu Picchu part to go!

Due to there being another group on the same trek, we wound up doing a bit of a different trek. It was still the Lares Trek, but it went a different way. I’m asuming the harder way.

We started out riding a bus for what seemed like forever to a natural spring. (I don’t remember the name of it.)  We lounged around there and ate lunch then we set off on our trek. We were to do 8km the first day. No big deal, right? Wrong. I was winded within the first minute. It was horrible. I could not breathe up in the mountains. Furthermore, we were trekking through some very rough terrain. I didn’t even have hiking boots. I was going to wear my trail Nike’s, but at the last minute thought they felt a bit off so I went with my New Balance. I will later regret this.

There weren’t a lot of pictures from that first day. Hiking 5 miles in the Andes kicked my little ass. As stated, I could not breathe. This will happen again the next day. Anyway here are the few pics that I have:

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This was my first time camping in years. Since I was around 10ish I would say. I did not expect to be sleeping out in a field amongst donkeys and other animals. It was really weird. There were pigs and chickens and all sorts of stuff. Not to mention dogs. There are dogs everywhere. Where the hell did they all come from? Who knows?

It was also very, very cold out. I wore the following to bed:  tanktop, long sleeve, fleece, down parka, hiking pants, hat, ear warmers, and my hood. Fortuantely I wound up getting a little warm and being able to strip some clothing off.

We got up the next morning at early o’clock and were off. We still had to put in another 15k or so to make it to the top of the mountain. We decided to go a bit slower and let some of us catch our breath. Of course, I almost faint. My eyes were flat out rolling in the back of my head. It was pretty scary and I had to sit down. It’s like I never got acclimated and was always gasping for air.

Anyway, once that was behind me I felt ok. Maybe that’s what I needed to finish up. We were to climb 14,000 or so feet today. It was hard. My lungs and legs burned. I might have seen Jesus or something, but I made it to the freaking top of the mountain. Wanna see?

From Peru – 2009

Those stones in the background are offerings that other hikers had made to the gods. I made an offering too. I was happy to be at the top and in one piece. It was muddy, and cold. I fell down in the mud a couple of times, twisted my ankle and was just flat out exhausted. I even sat in some sort of thorny bush that left me itchy for days. However, I would do it all over again. Where else can I get views like this:

From Peru – 2009

Yeah. Beautiful.

Anyway, I made it to camp and almost fell asleep before dinner. I was afraid that I was going to fall face first in my food. I really don’t think I have ever been that flat out tired. I also had a small nervous breakdown that involved donkey poop. It’s everywhere and I just couldn’t take it anymore.

The next morning we hiked back into Ollyantambo. It was pretty uneventful except that I had to take off my shoes and cross a stream. I felt like a little tiny hiking badass!

Though I was dying to get back to civilization, this was the best part of the trip. Since my headphones were broken, I spent the entire time without an iPod and just took in the terrain, talked to the villagers, hung out with my fellow trekkers. The Andes truly humbled my little ass and made me realize how lucky I have it!

Anyway, up next: I head to a little place called Machu Picchu. The Lost City of the Incas. Yay!!!

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